After years of chaining CrOS kernel exploits, I've seen enough. The real money is in crypto. Introducing cros Coin: the blockchain built for people who used to care about unenrolling. Also, it might be a rugpull.
*Not financial advice. Obviously.
By clicking "Buy CROS Now" you acknowledge that the founder's 40% token allocation is fully unlocked at TGE with no vesting schedule, no lockup period, and no legal obligation to hold for any duration. Founder reserves the right to sell all tokens simultaneously with your purchase. Past performance of imaginary coins is not indicative of future results. CROS tokens may decrease in value to $0.00 at any time, including immediately after you buy them, particularly if the founder has recently checked his bank balance. The term "to the moon" is used colloquially and does not constitute a binding delivery commitment. cros Coin Foundation LLC™ Inc. Corp. is not registered in any jurisdiction, has no physical address, and can be reached at an email address that may or may not be checked.
Our Story
I spent years exploiting CrOS systems - exploring codesearch, bypassing enrololment, yelling at codenerd? Fascinating? Yes. Financially life-changing? maybe, idk.
Then I discovered crypto. In the time it took me to chain a code execution with an unenrollment, a 15-year-old in the UK made $40,000 stealing vrp. I've done the math. The numbers don't lie.
cros Coin runs on our proprietary Proof of VRP Theft (PoVRPT) consensus algorithm. Validators must successfully steal $40,000 in VRP (We have not thought about what happens when Google releases a stable update.)
Tokenomics
Transparent allocation designed by someone who definitely understands finance now.
| Founder vesting schedule | None. Tokens go directly to founder wallet at launch. |
| Liquidity lock duration | 0 days (unlocked) |
| Founder sell restriction | None. Founder may sell at any time including T+0. |
| Exit clauses | Founder may exit the project at any time for any reason, including "felt like it." |
| DAO governance | Planned. Founder retains 1 vote per token, totaling 40% of all votes. |
| Smart contract audit | Pending. Auditor has not been hired. Budget: $0. |
Token allocation percentages are approximate and subject to change at founder's discretion. "Community" allocation does not imply any governance rights, profit-sharing, dividends, equity, or claim of any kind. Holding CROS tokens entitles you to: (1) the tokens themselves, which may be worthless, (2) the right to post about it on Twitter. The "Liquidity" allocation exists in theory. The founder acknowledges that removing liquidity is technically possible and declines to make any promises about whether this will happen.
Roadmap
Our aggressive timeline for becoming the dominant force in both crypto and CrOS security.
Realized CrOS exploiting was too unprofitable if people steal vrp. Pivoted to crypto. Made this website in 20 minutes. Listed price as $0.000067 for obvious reasons.
List on a major DEX. Possibly also a centralized exchange if they'll have us. Acquire first 1,337 holders organically. Moon confirmed.
Launch our custom blockchain where validators must successfully chain a CrOS sandbox escape to mine blocks. Bug hunters will become our miners. Genius.
this will only support chromeos 12. nothing newer. nothing older.
Drain liquidity pool. Delete Twitter. Disable website. Board flight. Do not look back. Resume CrOS research from undisclosed location with significantly more money.
Roadmap milestones are aspirational targets and not contractual obligations. All milestones prior to Q2 2026 are subject to change. The Q2 2026 "Rugpull" milestone is the only milestone the team considers non-negotiable. In the event that the founder cannot be reached, investors should assume the project has concluded successfully (for the founder). The cros Coin team (currently one person) reserves the right to go offline without notice, effective immediately upon completion of the final milestone.
Technical
Peer-reviewed by at least two people on Discord.
cros Coin (CROS) proposes a novel consensus mechanism we call Proof of VRP Theft (PoVRPT), wherein block validators must demonstrate successful theft of vrp from people who found vulnerabilities. This elegantly solves two problems: (1) it makes mining useful, and (2) it finally gives security researchers a way to lose money easier
The CROS network achieves consensus through a DAG-based mempool (we read about this on Wikipedia), a SHA-3 hashing function (sounds more secure than SHA-2), and fanx-based finality. Transactions are confirmed once the founder has had his morning coffee.
We anticipate a 420x return within 67 days of listing, based on absolutely no financial modeling whatsoever.
Section 7.4 - Founder Rights: The founding team retains irrevocable rights to liquidate their full token position at any time without prior notice to the community, the DAO (if formed), or any exchange listing the token. The whitepaper's projected returns are not forecasts. The word "anticipate" was chosen specifically because it has no legal meaning. By reading this whitepaper you confirm you have read section 7.4, which you have now read. The founding team's exit constitutes "a successful conclusion of the initial liquidity event" and not a "rugpull" as that term implies malicious intent, which we categorically deny in advance.
FAQ
Answers from our legal and financial team (also me).
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In case this is your first time on the internet, this is a joke. No crypto, no presale, no financial advice. Please do not invest in random internet coins. Also, if this was real, I would most definitely rugpull this coin.